Thursday, December 8, 2011

Hello.

My name is Angel and I would like to welcome you to my blog.  The purpose of this blog is to publish a cross-section of my daily thoughts, regardless of how worthy or mundane they are.  I will introduce myself more thoroughly in a later post, but there are some topics that I would first like to share:

1.  Today I walked into my shared bathroom some minutes after my suite-mate took a shower.  The way the air was laced with the aroma of Herbal Essences could have taken me to Narnia and back.  I’m immune to the smell of my own shampoo, so I don’t experience this when I shower. 

2.  Today I took a bite of milk chocolate (and perhaps due to the silky texture of this Whole Foods godsend) – a sculpture appeared on top of my chocolate.  And what should appear, but a bonsai tree?


3.  Now it’s time for a rant.  Today I went to Hell on Earth, aka the post office.  It’s like the beach at Red Tide – filled with washed-up decay.  First I had to wait in line with all the other serfs (no beach pun intended).  Then I had to deal with the sassy parcel-cashier who made a snide remark about the sogginess of my box (due to walking 15 minutes in the rain to get there); and excuse me, but I’d rather have a soggy box than a soggy brain like you, Ms. Post-Spinster .  And there are other things I could complain about but I’ll stop there.  I vaguely recall a scene in Men in Black II where the identities of the post office employees were  revealed to be aliens—how true.  As a whole, the post office is a parasite on our country, losing $7 billion each year.  Post cereal better change their name or I’m going to boycott them out of bitterness.  

2 comments:

  1. ... that bonsai tree is unbelievable. I hope you didn't finish eating the chocolate - it's probably worth millions.

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  2. How can you have such a strong dislike for the post office? That's tragic.

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